
Phuket Tours Mini Guide
by
Sam Wilkinson - Photos by Willy Thuan & Stephan Audiger
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Its your first time to Phuket. Youre confused.
Youve got more tour brochures in your hotel room than
you know what to do with and time is running out. What to
do? Where to go? What to see?
Obviously, youre going to have to plan your itinerary
around a time frame, so here are four options a three-day,
five-day and a seven-day stay and longer.
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Day one - Discover Phuket
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| Phromthep Cape |
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Drive from Phromthep Cape to Surin
One of the best ways to see Phukets West Coast is to tour
it in a rented
car. This gives you the option of stopping exactly where and
when you want and for you to stay exactly as long as you wish at
differing locations. We strongly suggest that you follow Phukets
West Coast route as this is by far the most beautiful stretch of
beaches in the region (Phukets East Coast comprises largely
of mud flats and mangrove swamps), starting at the south end of
the island at Phromthep Cape and exploring up to Surin Beach. Park
at the huge car park at Phromthep and go up the steps to the viewpoint.
Youd be forgiven for thinking youd been here before
as this view adorns millions of postcards, posters, T-shirts and
TV company logos. (A note to TV travel show producers: theres
more to Phuket than corny shots of Phromthep Cape, you know)
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| View of Nai Harn
Beach from the hills |
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Heading north, after a one-kilometre dip and rise in the road,
youll come to another smaller viewpoint. This commands a breathtaking
view of beautiful Nai Harn
Beach. No doubt youll feel a bit like Don Quixote as youll
be standing in front several huge white windmills. FYI this is one
of Thailands windiest spots and these lofty machines generate
power for the areas electrical needs. Down below, beachside
development at Nai Harn is minimal due to the fact that the local
Buddhist temple owns most of the land so you might want to take
a quiet stroll along this lovely 800-metre beach.
On the road again, through Nai Harn Village, hang a left turn and
follow the sign up the hill towards Kata Beach. At the top of the
hill youll come across yet another viewpoint. The view from
here will also seem strangely familiar as it one of Phukets
most well-recognisable outlooks. Here, you can gaze north and take
in the triple vista of Kata, Karon and Patong beaches. Warning:
If you can see over the lip of the hill down to Kata
Noi Beach youve leaned over too far and are now in grave
danger of killing yourself. Get back behind the railings. Now! There
are elephant camps on this hill so keep your eyes peeled for their
calling cards. They could cause a nasty skid
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| Surfing at Kata
Beach |
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And so on down into Kata with its beautiful beachside palms. This
area, dotted with boutique
hotels, restaurants and bars, is good for shopping (along the
main drag, Patak Rd.), surfing and snorkelling (you can rent a board
or a mask and fins on the southern part of the beach). Then its
barely a short hop over the incline separating Kata from Karon
Beach home to the softest, most powdery sand on the island.
Karons a long banana-shaped beach with a sharp drop-off into
the Andaman Sea. The easterly leading main street is more oriented
to night-time partying than shopping.
There are a series of hills to negotiate before arriving in Patong
Beach Phukets Party Central. If you are thinking
of stopping a while in Patong for a look around perhaps it is best
to go along with the northerly flowing one-way system along the
Beach Rd. and pass Bangla Rd. on your right before parking on the
left-hand-side then walking back into the action. The reason for
this is that many car and bike rental setups monopolise the left-hand-side
parking spaces on the Beach Rd. itself. Soi
Bangla is closed off as a pedestrian zone from six oclock
onwards but is worth checking out along with its surrounding
streets during the day as shopping here can be adventurous,
fun, intense and fruitful. Patongs night life is legendary
and doesnt need to be described here so maybe you should resist
temptation and head on north to Kamala
Beach.
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| Kamala Beach |
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Kamala Beach is quite
a few attractions rolled into one. First off, theres the village
itself, with its many mid-range restaurants, quaint bistros and
beer bars. Then theres the beachfront and parallel inland
road which features cheap Muslim eateries. At the northern end stands
the huge FantaSea
show complex. This place is huge its on 140 acres
of land and the main dining hall can seat 4,000 yes, 4,000
hungry diners. Thats a lot of fried rice when you think about
it.
Over the headland is Surin
Beach where there are any number of posh dining establishments
and watering holes as well as a couple of top-of-the-range hotels.
At the beach car park there are food vendors, a few bamboo seafood
restaurants and plenty of concrete and ceramic tables and chairs
where you can relax and watch the tide ebb or flow before heading
back to your hotel. Like Karon, Surin has a steep drop-off into
the depths of the Andaman Sea so if you swim here you should be
careful.
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| On the Road in Patong
Beach |
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Some pointers:
Make sure you inspect your rental
car thoroughly before driving off. If there are dents or scratches,
point them out
Take extra care when negotiating blind bends and at junctions:
Not a lot of caution is used by drivers in Thailand
Keep to the left!
'Tank up at the earliest opportunity and remember that gas
stations are not open at night. If you are in serious need you can
buy gas in used whisky bottles sold by the roadside
Beware of undertaking a rather apt term
used here to describe motorcycles overtaking on the inside lane
A Thai driver who flashes you at a junction means he is coming
through rather than saying please, you go first as in
the West
Phuket
Island Tour
If you do not like to drive try the Phuket Island and City Tour.
This tour will take you to many interesting locations on the island
such as Wat Chalong, the islands biggest Buddhist wat
or temple; a walking tour of Phukets
Old Town and some of the islands most luscious viewpoints
and much more. (Book Phuket
Island and City Tour...)
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Day Two - Phi Phi or Phang nga?
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| Maya Bay's crystal
waters (Phi Phi) |
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Discover some of the marvellous islands surrounding Phuket. There
are many options here are just a few you can choose from
for your Day Two activities.
Phi
Phi Islands by Speedboat
Go island hopping amongst some of the most beautiful islands in
the world. Visit the location where The Beach was filmed, snorkel
in some of the clearest waters in the world. Knock yourself out
with Mother Natures beauty. Go on; you deserve it. (Book Phi
Phi by Speedboat Daytrip...)
Phang
Nga Bay by Speedboat
Some of the most fascinating scenery in the world is just minutes
away by speedboat. Why waste hours on a boring slow tour bus when
you can zoom off to this wondrous location, taking in James Bond
Island, dining at a floating Muslim village and of course marvelling
at those incredible karst formations.
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| Phang Nga Bay from
the June Bahtra |
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Phang
Nga Cruise on a Chinese Junk
Not in a hurry? Prefer taking it easy? Then this is the cruise for
you. Take in Phang Nga Bay at
your leisure aboard a motorised Chinese junk. Loll on deck cushions
in the shade of giant sails and watch the world slip by. Visit James
Bond Island and a Sea Gypsy village. Dine on board. Forget all your
worries and allow yourself to be pampered. (Book the Phang
Nga Cruise on June Bahtra...)
Sea
Canoeing
Discover Phang Nga Bay close
up. Travel aboard a mother ship and launch out in a
sea kayak paddled by an experienced and informative guide. You will
find it hard to believe your eyes when you glimpse the amount of
exotic wildlife in the interior lagoons of some of the islands in
Phang Nga Bay. (Read about the different Sea
Kayaking programmes available...)
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Day Three - Shopping and Showtime
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| Central Festival
Phuket |
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Mall Culture
Fill your boots at one of Phukets
shopping centres. Name brands are a fraction of the cost back
home and the copies are very good indeed. Just remember to keep
all your receipts: the good news is that you can claim back your
VAT (7%) at the airport when you leave if you produce receipts and
your purchased articles.
Just outside Phuket City lies Central Festival a
tasteful shopping mall with everything you could possibly want in
one location. You can lunch at one of the restaurants or fill up
on popcorn as you catch a movie at one of the seven available movie
theatres at the multiplex upstairs which also has a First Class
Cinema where you get your own reclining armchair and blanket to
snuggle up in.
In Patong, check out Jungceylon on Rat-U-Thit Rd. Watch
the (free) Dancing Musical Fountain Show (at 13:00, 15:00, 19:00,
21:00 and 23:00). And if that aint enough theres also
a life-size Chinese junk with a hydraulic catwalk for fashion shows.
Theres a five-screen multiplex for movie buffs, restaurants
and bars and oh
I almost forgot
lots of shopping.
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| Phuket FantaSea
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Its Showtime! Phuket
FantaSea show
FantaSea is BIG. Located on 140 acres of land at Kamala, 9kms north
of Patong, this show is a must-see for visitors to Phuket. You can
dine at the gargantuan buffet, shop in the Shopping Village, watch
traditional Thai handicrafts being made, snack at the fast food
outlet, check out a street show and if youre
not too exhausted by then watch the show.
Loosely based on a fantasy on Thai culture, the show features humour,
tear-jerking love scenes, magic tricks, a menagerie that would put
the Bronx Zoo to shame and wonderful lighting effects. Showtime
is at 21:00 everyday except Tuesdays and Thursdays. (Book Phuket
FantaSea Show...)
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| Simon Cabaret |
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Simon
Cabaret
Located just to the south of Patong, Simon
Cabaret has been vamping, mincing and lip-syncing its way into
peoples hearts since 1991. The transvestite-and-gender-reassigned
cast does an impressive job and most have been at it for a good
few years, making the cast interchangeable (no pun intended). There
are two shows daily at 19:30 and 21:30. Simon Cabaret is
two shows in one: the awestruck male faces in the audience are as
much of a spectacle as what is happening on stage. Its all
visually very confusing for the unprepared so lets make this
clear in case youre tempted to take a fancy to the lead singer
or one of the dancers: these are men dressed as women.
No cameras allowed but you are encouraged to take photos with the
performers outside for a small fee. (Book Simon
Cabaret Show...)(See Simon
Cabaret photos)
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Follow our suggestions for days one to three.
Day Four - Nature Day
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| Siam Safari tour,
a family tour |
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Go Troppo
Discover Phukets local wildlife (outside of a Patong disco,
that is) with a half-day
Safari tour. Siam Safari lay a fascinating 4-in-1 Half-Day
Tour which includes a trip by four-wheel jeep through Chalongs
highlands to the companys elephant camp.
Here, you can watch macaque monkeys pick coconuts; you can pose
for the camera astride a water buffalo as well as have it pull you
around in a traditional wooden cart.
You will learn the multiple uses of coconuts in Thailand and observe
a rubber tree being tapped in order to make latex. Later, you will
get to meet some elephants as well as their mahouts, watch the younger
elephants in training and feed them bananas then get to ride an
adult elephant. (Book 4-in-1
Safari Half Day Tour...) (see
Photos)
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| Phuket ATV tours
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Zoom, Zoom!
If elephants are too slow for you why not try an ATV (All-Terrain-Vehicle)?
Follow a guide through rubber plantations and unspoiled countryside
all the while learning about the environment.
The groups are small and emphasis is on safety with a comprehensive
training session. (Book an ATV
Tour - 4 programmes available) (See ATV
Phuket Photos)
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Day Five - Indulge and Cultive Yourself
Scrub up, rub down
Try out a spa
and have a relaxing massage. This is an unforgettable and healthy
experience and youre in good hands when youre in Thai
hands.
The Asian approach to massage and health treatments is as spiritual
as it is physical, therefore a great deal of effort goes into making
sure that you benefit from the experience in both ways.
Treatments vary, from honey scrubs to salt scrubs, from Swedish
to Thai massages, from cold baths to sweltering saunas all
resulting in a fitter, more energetic you. (Check the Spa
offers...)
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| Sino-Portugese House
on Thalang Road |
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Phukets
Old Town; a Tin Heritage
Discover Phukets Old Town. Back in the days of Phukets
tin boom, the Old Town was home to many influential Chinese families.
Some of their homes and shophouses have been lovingly restored and
most are still lived in.
The area around Dibuk, Thalang and Krabi roads is replete with
history and several new and eclectic businesses have set here so
expect to see the unexpected. It is best to explore on foot and
after the day has lost some of its heat.
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Follow our suggestions for days one to five.
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| Longtail boats in
front of Koh Poda |
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Day Six - Discover Krabi
Go to Krabi
by Speedboat
Get rid of those cobwebs and speed across the waves to Krabi Province.
Krabi has long been favoured by movie directors to shoot their films
there because of its natural and outstanding beauty.
There are caves, grottoes and beautiful beaches to be discovered
along Krabis rugged and beautiful coastline. (Book Krabi
by Speedboat Daytrip...)
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Day Seven - Phuket Waterfalls and View Points
Your Point of View
Rent
a car and visit Phukets waterfalls and viewpoints: Bang
Pae Waterfall, Tonsai Waterfall, Kathu Waterfall, Panwa Viewpoint,
Kata Viewpoint and Rang Hill Viewpoint. Obviously, the rainy season
(May-October) is better for Phukets waterfalls but Phukets
viewpoints are spectacular all year round.
More than Seven Days on Phuket - Jumbos, golf and islands
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| Elephant trekking
in Khao Sok |
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Elephant
Hills Safari
If youre a nature lover, try a three-day-two-night Elephant
Safari in Khao Sok National Park. Combine an African Safari with
Thai hospitality and what do you get? Adventure in paradise, thats
what.
Sleep over in roomy purpose-made tents, discover plants and animals
youve never seen before and trek through lush jungle. One
particularly fascinating facet of this tour is that you will learn
how elephants communicate with each other. A jumbo feast indeed.
Fore! Phuket
Golf
If youre a golfer, Phuket boasts five international quality
courses with one more close by in Phang Nga Province. And if youre
looking for diversity in a relatively small area then Phuket is
unbeatable. Anthropologist or not, you will find no missing links
on this island.
Phi
Phi at leisure
How about a two-night-three-day stopover on one of the worlds
most beautiful islands? Only people seeking sun, relaxation, good
food and company need apply.
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